We’ve all been there: stone cold drunk and a severe case of the munchies. I know people talk about getting hungry after you smoke weed, but at least after getting high you have a certain level of consciousness when it comes to how bad the food you’re about to eat is.

When you’re drunk, however, there is no standard. A plate of cold chicken fingers slathered in ranch dressing and french fries looks like a plate of perfectly cooked flank steak with a lightly buttered, steamy sweet potato. Or maybe it doesn’t, you don’t really have to think to eat anything when you’re hammered, you just know you want some food in your gullet.

Here are some of Reddit’s recent examples of Drunken Cookery that run the gamut of, uhh…let’s call them creative culinary decisions. Some are surprisingly yummy looking while others are just atrocious.

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Drunken mash up of every German thing I could make- Bratwurst, Semmelknödel, Sauerkraut, and Käsespätzle from drunkencookery

 

2.

Turkey, Kraft singles, cook in oven on high for 7 minutes. Squirt on spicy brown mustard. from drunkencookery

 

3.

Life has completely fallen apart recently and I couldn’t remember I put a pizza in the oven from drunkencookery

 

4.

Homemade mac an cheese with bojangles mac an cheese and Doritos from drunkencookery

 

5.

So it’s curry night. from drunkencookery

 

6.

Breakfast Nachos aka Still Drunk From Last Night from drunkencookery

 

7.

Godzirra Beech! Sandwich from drunkencookery

 

8.

Teriyaki Steak and Baked Potato from drunkencookery

 

9.

Rackem’s Chicken Salad Sandwich from drunkencookery

 

10.

Pizza burrito! from drunkencookery

 

11.

Deep fried chicken bacon swirlz from drunkencookery

 

12.

Beefy Boi Melt from drunkencookery

 

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Hot sauce on hot dish from drunkencookery

 

14.

Maple Ham Eggs Benedict, but on donuts, and the hollandaise is infused with coffee. [MIC] from drunkencookery

 

15.

Grilled cheese with muenster, pepperoni, and ghost pepper chips, with some parsley flakes, because parsley flakes are fancy. [Not pictured: six pack of Blood & Honey and a couple of Shiners] from drunkencookery

 

16.

Sweet-n-spicy meat sauce over angel hAir pasta. Props goes to Prego and Canadian Club. from drunkencookery

 

17.

Tater Tot Waffle and Spicy Truffle Honey Butter Chicken [MIC] from drunkencookery

 

18.

That’s what happen when I’m drunk; Instant ramen with fried spam and 2 eggs on top from drunkencookery

 

19.

Poor mans Taco Bell 🌮 from drunkencookery

 

20.

This drink at I from drunkencookery

 

21.

Did some day drinking today and when I got back I made these. Green Chilaquiles w/ sunny side eggs and half avocado. Garnished with green onions, cilantro, cotija cheese and Mexican cream. from drunkencookery

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