We’ve all been there: stone cold drunk and a severe case of the munchies. I know people talk about getting hungry after you smoke weed, but at least after getting high you have a certain level of consciousness when it comes to how bad the food you’re about to eat is.
When you’re drunk, however, there is no standard. A plate of cold chicken fingers slathered in ranch dressing and french fries looks like a plate of perfectly cooked flank steak with a lightly buttered, steamy sweet potato. Or maybe it doesn’t, you don’t really have to think to eat anything when you’re hammered, you just know you want some food in your gullet.
Here are some of Reddit’s recent examples of Drunken Cookery that run the gamut of, uhh…let’s call them creative culinary decisions. Some are surprisingly yummy looking while others are just atrocious.
Grilled cheese with muenster, pepperoni, and ghost pepper chips, with some parsley flakes, because parsley flakes are fancy. [Not pictured: six pack of Blood & Honey and a couple of Shiners] from drunkencookery
Did some day drinking today and when I got back I made these. Green Chilaquiles w/ sunny side eggs and half avocado. Garnished with green onions, cilantro, cotija cheese and Mexican cream. from drunkencookery